Ok, Ok, Just One More List...

Ok, so I know the last time I posted, I wrote myself a little list. Well, despite my dislike for these little bad boys, I am going to write just one more. You see, there are a few things one should never do. And I, as a well rehearsed geek, feel I should inform you of these. So listen up folks...I'm about to let you in on some life-lessons here:

TOP 5 THINGS ONE SHOULD NEVER DO:

1.  NEVER eat one of the most coveted Fiber one bars. You see, these little babies seem quite luring, yes? They taste absolutely magnificent, and are on the healthier side of the snack world. But, these lil devils carry a deep and dark secret. Wanna jump on the fart train? eat one of these! Serious. They might as well be called Farter one bars. DEADLY I tell you. enough said.

2. NEVER say hello to random strangers. You see, I was feeling rather chipper the other day and decided I would give a little wave to the kind stranger to my left. So, with a happy-go-lucky attitude, I pulled a nice cheeser, and doted a kind wave to the person next me....come to find out this "person" was not a person at all. This was a statue. So not only have I waved to an inanimate object, I have fully embarrassed myself in front of a few fellow students. Awesome.

3. NEVER become a mad Beiber follower. This boy is on my mind ALL THE TIME. Just a tad bit embarrassing. Honestly I listen to his music 24/7 and dream of our life together...that is when he graduates kindergarten. How about I just become his babysitter? We will fall in love and live happily ever after. Screw Selena Gomez.

4. NEVER send a text that says, "I want you so bad right now". You see, this little message was supposed to go to one of my close girl friends as a funny little inside joke..well...you see, this scandalous little message got sent to the wrong person. mmmhmm. I don't think I have ever wanted the texting gods to erase such a message so badly. Lets just say somebody got a fun little text from me last night.

5. NEVER scream Titantic's ever so lovely, "My heart will go on" at one-o-clock in the morning on a friday night. Your next door neighbors will come knock on your door and tell you to be quite because they are trying to sleep..um...scratch that. DO sing "My heart will go on" at one-o-clock in the morning on a friday night. No normal human being is asleep that early on a weekend, let alone a college student. Release your inner Celion Dion's and belt that baby out!