A Bunch of Ramblings..AKA vent central..AKA...bored?

Lately I have come down with a bad case of the "ornery's". (I know that word looks like it says "horny's...but look again. It says Ornerys. I do not have a bad case of the hornies, but if I did, that would make a pretty interesting post. No?) Bad news right? I kid you not, EVERYTHING and EVERYONE is making me mad/grumpy/make me want to punch their pretty little faces in. Watch out, scary Janie on the loose. Honestly I keep telling myself I need to change my attitude, but then something happens and I feel like i'm going to explode. So I have decided I need to list blessings I have received in the last little while and in my life. I think this might help cure this bad case of the uglies.

BLESSINGS I HAVE RECEIVED RECENTLY:

1. I got the job I wanted soooooo bad!! I get to work at Kid's Camp this summer! It is a camp for kids..well duh, it's called "kids camp". Anyways, I get to teach cooking with one of my good friends and can I just say I screamed a lot when I found out I got the job. Needless to say, my job kicks some serious bootay

2. School is almost over and I have semi-ok grades. I am not a smarty pants by any means, but I think I have managed to get a decent report card. Let me think I'm doing alright. Ok?

3. I have the cooolest friends on the planet. Case closed. Just take a gander at this bad boy..

mmhmm.. those are pillow pets. I think they should win some award for being their rad selves.

4. The weather has been beautiful. Don't know how long this will last, but that has been a mood-lifter for sure.

5. Getting my Patriarchal blessing. Can I just tell you how A-MAZING this was. Balled my eyes out fur sure

6. Having the most amazing grandparents on the history of the universe. Seriously my grandma is jesus

Wow...I already feel better...we will see how long that lasts....

Awkward and Awesome Thursday!

Awkward:

1. Being alone with just one other person in the elevator. Do you say something to each other or just sit there in silence? I dunno!
2. Having a boy tell me to "really spread out and open up my legs"....it was for ice blocking purposes..but still. Um what?
3. Not washing my hair for three days now..naw..actually that's pretty awesome
4. Reading a poem at work entitled "My fart smells like this." yes. A fourth grade kid made a whole poem about his own gas.
5. Sitting outside my class because the door was locked..only to realize everybody was already inside and I should have just knocked
6. Stepping on a worm today and looking up to find some kid tell me, "It's ok, if it splits in half it will still live" .....uh....ok?


Awesome:

1. This photo:

Tell me I don't look like Sid the sloth from ICE AGE

2. The fact that there are only two more weeks left of school! Bless the heavens above!
3. Somebody telling me I look cute. That always makes my day. People are just so nice!
4. Having a job interview on Saturday! Summer job here I come!
5. Going to the "Date Doctor" show tonight. Yes, there is a real-life date doctor. The movie "Hitch" was based off of him (but the real dude is white). It was hil-larious! And not to mention...quite useful!
6. Having my english paper be voted in the top 3 of my class! Goll I thought that would only happen when hell froze over.

Friday Night Blues

I hate to hate beautiful people. But when you're that pretty....It makes the rest of us look bad.

Grow a zit or somethin...

ugh.

My husband better do this..

Lately, I'm all about the "my husband better do this.." and "my husband better do that.." Is this ok? Should I be doing this? Who knows even if I will get married, but honestly, I'm a sucker for good lovin! Let me just share with you the CUTEST stories of lovin' I have heard lately. Mmmmm baby! And the best part, these stories are true! Some hubbys are too good to be true..

Story 1:
Wife #1 had just had a baby, and thus, had come down with a bad case of post-pardum depression. So one afternoon, she climbed into the shower, and completely broke down. After a long, hard, day of working in the yard, her SUPER AMAZING husband heard his wife balling in the shower. So what did he do?? He opened the shower, climbed in, and wrapped his arms around his troubled wife. (O MY GOOD GRACIOUS!!! mind you, this guy is in his clothes, and he gets into the shower with his wife and just hugs her!) My husband will do this


Story 2:
One day wife #2 came down with a bad case of the stomach flu. Thus being the case, she consequently spent the night on the bathroom floor. AMAZING husband to the rescue. So what did her cute husband do you might ask? He brought her, and him, a sleeping bag, bundled her up tight, and slept the night with her on the bathroom floor. Can you say fer cuteness!! My husband will do this

Story 3:
Ok, so this isn't really a story...but...I want my husband to write me cute notes and stick them on the bathroom mirror.My husband will do this


So, I guess i'm being a little picky...but a girl can dream right?

Questions I wish I had answers to

Recently there has been some interesting, and valid, questions plaguing my mind. AND I WANT ANSWERS. So, I'm going to list them here. And if any of you blogger folk know the anwers.....then praise to you almighty.

1. Where do they put the body parts after amputating them off somebody? Like seriously. They can't just chuck them in the garbage.....can they? And I don't think they would reuse them cause they are all diseased and stuff. Tell me that!

2. Why, when it hails, does it only hail for like two seconds? And is it like salt or somethin? Cause it sure tastes like it.


3. Why can some people eat all they want and NEVER gain a single ounce? I know...fast metabolism..whoopdi doo. But Why?! WHY!!! I hate all you eat-all-you-want fellas.

4. Why do people think it's ok to make out in public. I get your all in love and junk, but honestly. If I wanted to watch people mate I would turn on animal planet.

5. Why am I wasting my time wishing I had answers to dumb questions? ........

............Beats me.

It's gettin a little crazy up-n-HUR

Things that have made my day a little bit crazier then average:

1. This whole zombies vs. humans business all over campus. I swear, everyone is in a mass state of hysteria. Can't tell if I think it's funny or kind of annoying. I'll keep you posted.

2. Let me just give you the run down of my homework for tonight. 

           *1000 word Fieldwork draft for english

           *Essay on why the armory show in New York City is influential (ya, what the?)

           *Read chapter in Physiology on...URINE. yes. pee. As in the kind that comes out of your tush

           *Pre-lab for Physiology

           *Read chapter for Humanities on the 1960. gag me.

           *Cry over all my to-do lists

3. Walking home from class and being scared by the man walking behind me. He was a creeper mic creeper pants. Go find a different girl to give the heebie jeebies too mr!

4. Realizing that school is almost over and I have yet to find a job. 

5. Having the weather be bi-polar. I kid you not, it has snowed, rained, hailed, been 60 degrees, and winded (winded...is that a word?) in like the past week. I have decided that mother nature either needs a good spanking or to be put in time out until she is ready to make her decision.

6. Missing my friends and family. I never realized how much I could genuinely miss somebody..and its scary to think that they might not miss me.

7. Making new friends! Whoopi!!! 

8. Seeing a dead bird in the road. That just puts a damper on my day. Poor lil guy.

9. Watching the movie, "Penolope" and realizing that one day, me and my husband WILL reenact that kissing scene. He will have no choice. And yes, it WILL be fun.

10. Realizing I have all that homework to do and yet I am writing on this here blog. O boy...stupid. stupid. stupid.